A to Zombie: A

A to Z

Your momma said

Is all you need to know

But A to Zombie

Is what will save you

From a world of woe!

A practical primer that’s laid out so nice

With frightening facts and hands-on advice

A must-read for people that fear the undead

Tips that will keep you from losing your head!

A is for Apocalypse

The time is f**king nigh

Zombies rise and walk the earth

We’re screwed ‘cause dead won’t die

Run away! They're slow and leaden

It's a full-on zombie armageddon!