He’s got no arms, he’s got no legs
He’s got two eyes, they’re made from eggs
His mouth is wide, a happy man
He said hello from frying pan
I said to him, “Hey dude whasssup?”
Then popped his eyes and stirred him up
And wrapped him tight with beans and cheese
And ate him up, quick as you please
His visit might seem sweet but fleeting
He doesn’t mind his face I’m eating
Mr. Egg-Man, I’m so grateful
That you keep me and my plate full
I hope that soon you’ll come again
Be sure to bring a couple friends!
Mr. Bacon, Mrs. Toast
I’ll be a most obliging host…
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